to-do
- build an entire operating system instead of a resume
- dictate most of it with wispr flow
- get hired at wispr flow
- explain to mom what a “growth intern” is
- touch grass (pushed to q3 2027)
- wifi pw: hireshekhar2026
current larps
- founder (pre-idea, pre-revenue, pre-everything)
- growth guy (since tuesday)
- researcher (have read 1.5 papers)
- mechanical engineer (allegedly)
growth hacks i'm not allowed to try
- get every iit professor to dictate attendance
- “sent via wispr flow” footer on every whatsapp good-morning forward
- convince auto drivers to dictate their arguments
- dictate this sticky note (did that)
hot takes
- typing is a legacy input method
- most “growth” is just distribution with better excuses
- the best onboarding flow is a meme
- your resume is a pdf. i am a website.
do not open.
(seriously)